The Youngstown Union Membership (YUM) representing Detectives from the Downtown District, concluded their contract creation conference with a closing compromise.

A decree by department delegates decided that donuts will be dispatched daily to all on-duty departments, as well as deputies who desire the delicious delicacies.

“Pausing police patrols to purchase pastries was an acceptable part of past protocols” Officer Owen explains, “but ceasing surveillance to collect confections is no longer considered kosher.”

“Now I can concentrate on combating criminal corruption” Owen continues, “instead of cruising to the corner conveyor to collect coffee and a cruller.”

Several sheriff studies suggest that felonies frequently flourish and misdemeanors magically multiply during designated doughnut down times.

“Bringing buttermilk bars to badge bearing breadwinners” Authorities insist, “is bound to abate urban bad behavior by improving the pace of public protection.”

Only time will tell if getting good guys glazed gastronomies will be an effective approach to accelerating the apprehensions and arrests of those accused of atrocities.