It appears that years of pressure by the International Cooperative of Environmentalists (ICE) has finally cracked the resolve of the Icelandic Republic.

The days of frozen H2O hoarding are over as Iceland authorities green light an ice export agreement aimed at reducing the effects of global warming worldwide.

This treaty authorizes the sale and distribution of nearly 5 billion metric tons of glacial goodness over the next 12 years.

“This couldn’t have come at a better time” remarks Doug Droughty of Tucson, Arizona. “We are facing record temps here in the desert and can really use a cool down.”

As worldwide temps rise, so does the demand for natural, non-polluting refrigerants such as block ice.

In addition to its well known cooling effects, Icelandic Ice also tastes great! It’s 100% organic, gluten free, and boasts a whopping zero calories per serving.

“I have lost 20 pounds and noticed a huge energy boost lately” reports Karl Kola. “The only thing I changed was switching from refrigerator ice to Icelandic Ice.”

With all the benefits seen from Iceland’s exports, we can only hope that Antarctica is next in line to share their vast frozen resources with the planet.

We will keep you updated.

Until then, stay cool, if you can!