Today is the day to grab a can of green goop and fix your favorite Florentine food.

Abhorred by adolescents and adults alike, this soggy Savoy is sometimes served in creamed and casseroled concoctions.

“I cannot consume a can of crud” cries Gavin Gagg, “no matter how necessary my need for nourishment.”

“Simply seeing spinach” Gavin continues “is enough to elicit my retching reflex.”

Are you a food fan of this foliage? Or does its persistent presence provide you with permanent paunch problems?