Florida’s flying fauna has flipped out, fighting frightened folks ferociously in organized aerial attacks.

Are insects arranging an aggressive onslaught to abolish adults from the area?

Or are the assaults an aftereffect of all our extermination efforts?

Either way, these winged warriors waged this wrathful war without warning.

“These biting bloodsuckers are a big bother” Bob Buggles bemoans. “Having our human hemoglobin heisted harms our health.”

“Spraying seems to be the safest solution to stop the skirmish” Bob continues, “eradicate the irritating insects and the itchy issue is immutably interrupted.”

Unfortunately, combating conflicts can be challenging, and gaining ground against these gargantuan gnats has proved to be a phenomenal failure.

Maybe making amends with these needle nose nuisances is the wisest way to ward off their worrisome wallops.

In the end, it may be better to benefit from bug benevolence, than to be bullied like Bob.