Hamster wheels harnessing human horsepower are the latest home health happenings cropping up across the globe.

Pairing personal power production with easily accessible aerobic actions abolishes wasted workouts worldwide.

Whether you are jogging for joules or walking for wattage, reductions in waistlines and utility bills are just a few steps away.

“I have noticed a definite drop in demand for DC” says Walter Wattage, “as well as an increased abandonment of AC applications.”

“Our revenues are receding as residences rely on renewables” Walter continues, “causing power plant profits to plummet.”

If you don’t have access to a rolling rodent rig, an electrified elliptical is another excellent way of eliminating excess energy expenditures. You can also turn your treadmill into a transitory transformer.

Trisha Trample says: “Staying in shape while capturing current is a win-win for our waistlines as well as our wealth.”

Are you ready to turn your activity into amperage and generate gains for the grid?

Go Green!