Decline in Apple Sales Blamed on Teacher Shortage!
Who could have conceived that this fragment of the fruit franchise was so fragile?
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New Law Bans Psychics from Playing the Lottery!
Do you think they knew this was coming?
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Panhandler Partnership Promotes Healthy Eating!
Have you eaten your vegetables today?
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Furniture Factories Feature Fido Friendly Favorites!
Have you found fantastic furnishings for your fur-kid?
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Shoppers Stockpiling Supplies Strip Store Shelves!
Are you collecting a cache of canned consumables?
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