Iceland Boosts Exports to Combat Global Warming!
Will “Ice Sharing” by cooler countries curtail our climate crisis?
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Saber-Toothed Tiger Extinction Linked to High-Fat Caveman Diet!
Were they just tired of chasing down leaner fast food?
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Supreme Court Approves Zombie Marriage Act!
Is it time to remove “until death do us part” from our wedding vows?
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Decline in Apple Sales Blamed on Teacher Shortage!
Who knew that this sector of the fruit industry was so fragile?
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Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Are you getting across the road on a wing and a prayer?
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New Fitness Craze Solves World Energy Crisis!
Have running rodents recharged a revolution in recreation?
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Mutant Worms Wage War On Early Birds During Pre-Dawn Attack!
Has YOUR breakfast ever fought back?
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Global Warming Summit Cancelled due to Deep Freeze!
Did you remember to pack your snow shoes?
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Cramped Cubicles a Clear Cause of Office Outrage!
Is your teensy-weensy workstation taxing your temper?
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New Law Bans Psychics from Playing the Lottery!
Do you think they knew this was coming?
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