New Fitness Craze Solves World Energy Crisis!
Have running rodents recharged a revolution in recreation?
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Mutant Worms Wage War On Early Birds During Pre-Dawn Attack!
Has YOUR breakfast ever fought back?
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Global Warming Summit Cancelled due to Deep Freeze!
Did you remember to pack your snow shoes?
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Cramped Cubicles a Clear Cause of Office Outrage!
Is your teensy-weensy workstation taxing your temper?
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New Law Bans Psychics from Playing the Lottery!
Do you think they knew this was coming?
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