Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Are you getting across the road on a wing and a prayer?
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Treacherous Tree Trimmer Severs Own Limb to Free Himself!
Would you choose life over limb?
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Couple Caught in Coaster Commotion at Community Carnival!
How long could you hold on without hurling?
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