Supreme Court Approves Zombie Marriage Act!
Is it time to remove “until death do us part” from our wedding vows?
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Cramped Cubicles a Clear Cause of Office Outrage!
Is your teensy-weensy workstation taxing your temper?
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New Law Bans Psychics from Playing the Lottery!
Do you think they knew this was coming?
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Panhandler Partnership Promotes Healthy Eating!
Have you eaten your vegetables today?
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Woman Wins Child in Annual Adoption Arcade!
What are your odds of obtaining an offspring?
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Cyberbully Bill Bludgeons Bad Behavior!
Can’t we just play nice on the net?
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