Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Are you getting across the road on a wing and a prayer?
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Treacherous Tree Trimmer Severs Own Limb to Free Himself!
Would you choose life over limb?
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Detectives Demand On-Duty Donut Deliveries!
Should crime control correlate to a cop’s craving for a cruller?
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