Reports Filed by Tom Tyler
- Jaywalking Injuries a Big Risk for Poultry Pedestrians!
Are you getting across the road on a wing and a prayer? ***** - Treacherous Tree Trimmer Severs Own Limb to Free Himself!
Would you choose life over limb? ***** - Detectives Demand On-Duty Donut Deliveries!
Should crime control correlate to a cop's craving for a cruller? *****